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Glossary of Power:

Can’t get enough knowledge? These handy terms are sure to make you the hit of the party! Try using them in a sentence today!


:a chemical reaction created by living creatures to make themselves glow.

“Your eyes look bioluminescent in the moonlight.”


:the biggo, giant blob above America. Apparently they can all go to the doctor.

“One time I went to Canada and I wore gloves inside.”


:an ancient, extinct giant, whale eating shark.

“I hope you get eaten by a megalodon!”


: color changing cells.

“You better start using your chromatophores or you’re gonna get eaten by a megalodon!”

richard gere:

:a Hollywood actor who starred in the “The Mothman Prophesies”.

“Hey, whatever happened to Richard Gere?”


:sonar for sea creatures.

“I wish I could echolocate my car keys”


:terrifying beast, often featured in vintage, scary maps. Dines on fair maidens.

“Let's get Kraken!


: perceiving a random stimulus as significant. Like seeing a man in the moon, hearing hidden messages in backwards Beatles songs...

“I have no idea how to pronounce the word pareidolia.”


: large carnivorous swimming dinosaur. Lived from the Jurassic to the Cretaceous periods.

“I’m so hungry I could eat a plesiosaur.”

ichabod crane:

:awkward school teacher featured in the story The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Eventually he’s ofted by the mysterious Headless Horseman (who throws his head at him). The next day all that’s left is a shattered pumpkin and Ichabod’s hat.

“Poor Ichabod Crane!”

olympus mons:

:it’s only the largest volcano in the entire solar system. Three times taller than Mount Everest, that’s 15.5 miles tall and 342 miles wide at the base.

“Is there anything cooler than Olympus Mons? I guess Yellowstone’s Super Volcano when it explodes and kills half of humanity. Oh wait that’s not really cool...”

the planetary society:

:founded in 1980 by Carl Sagan and some other guys. They make missions supporting exploring Mars, Near Earth Objects and meeting some hot aliens. Bill Nye (the Science Guy) serves as Executive Director.

The Planetary Society should hold their meetings aboard Carl Sagan's Cosmos spaceship.”


:when the majority of the population is transformed into mindless, brain eating Zombies whose sole purpose is attacking non-zombies and transforming them into Zombies.

“ I sure hope the Zombiepocalypse doesn't fall on my birthday this year.”

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